Modern Cloth.

Tonight I am shopping. I am addicted to love online shopping. I am currently researching MCN's (Modern Cloth Nappies). What Flic? You're lazy butt is willing to wipe poop off, soak, wash, hang out & bring in cloth nappies?! Yeah, you heard right. I'm so over spending ridiculous amounts of money on nappies & making the ceo's of Huggies multi-billionaires. And if I continue the way I am, we'll need our own nappy landfill to hold all the dirty stinky nappies that will take the next two million years to break down. Ok so it costs me $21 for a pack of 32 nappies, we go through this in about 6 days. It's been 306 days since I first put a nappy on the cutest butt in the world.

306 / 6 = 51
51 x $20 = $1020

All she does is poop in them & we've spent $1020 in less then a year, that is insane. Well, I'm off because I've already wasted enough shopping time with my complicated mathematic problems, my brain aches. Staying home, watching wiggles & building block towers all day will make all simple school subjects much more difficult, they should put warnings like that on babies. Like the ones they put on cigarette packets.